The whole new meaning to "being pissed off"...
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! Wehave all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells youhow tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show"with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassingfirst date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There wasabsolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy hadtaken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, andtruly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headedhome late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain,when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had thatextra latte.They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in themiddle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, whichshe did for a while.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came apoint where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee besidethe road, or it would be the front seat of his car.They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked herpants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic andindeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she couldthink about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassingnature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. Asshe bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttockswere firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozento pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengageher flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had abrand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of the moment, sheanswered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with areply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweaterand then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst outlaughing. she too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were facedwith a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to freeher chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about whathad gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quicklyrealized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unziphis pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prizehands down.... or perhaps that should be "pants down." .......and you thought your first date was embarrassing!!!! Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed-off"
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