The Crapadise Committee

I would like to take this opportunity to announce, and also to congratulate the following people:

Chairman (Self-appoint) : Moonie Piranha
Secretary (because his handwriting so beautiful) : Alfred
Treasurer (upon request) : 小心声
Crappy Member: feelings

DRAMATIC saturday yum cha at Taipan!!!

As we wanted to try something new, we decided to go taipan for yum cha.... after the pleasant lunch with jokes and crap (as usual), we head off to my car with a box of take away(dim sum and mooncake)....

then comes the climax..... while i was reversing my car out of the parking space, there is a guy knocking at my window, the guy, Joseph, told me that he saw someone(driving mitsubishi magna PTU 188) hit my car then drove off and parked a few space away. Joseph told us he was sitting upstair and saw the whole incident from the window. He did put a note at the window but we did not notice it. With shocked, we got out of the car to have a look, the paint on left side of the bumper was peeled off.

As the 'hit and run' super 'chun' old folk and his super 'chin xun hak pok' wife were in the restaurant, to be considered, we decide to settle with him without calling the police. (As he would have to go for court and get fined, if we just go to report the police with this type hit and run cases), but it seems that sometimes we should be too kind to certain type of people!!!

As we informed the restaurant people to find out who is the owner of the car that actually hitted us, when we approached him, he was unwilling to admit it until we told him there is a witness who saw the whole incident. Without showing any regret, he said he wanted to look at our car, he followed us down to inspect my car for 5 mins without saying anything then he walked and look at his. Then, he replied, "yes, i did that!! SO WHAT U WANT??" with the expression as if we owed him a few thousand bucks, WHAT THE HACK?? is this the attitude?? I replied, "of course i want to fix my car." He insisted that he wanted to send my car to his garage to fix it for me, as i dont really trust the garage outside, i told him i wanted to fix it in HONDA centre. The super 'chun' old folk knock his head and said it is not neccesary!! So, we would like the resort it by claiming insurance....unwillingly he say ok!!

Then, he demanded my VIC Road licence and tried to copy all my road tax detail, so i asked him for his details, but he refused to give....as the act of protecting ourselves, of course i covered up my road tax details not allowing him to copy it unless he shows us his details! I told him " we exchange the details first before u copying mine", but he stood there incorperately not wanting to give us his details, this has really get to mine NERVE!! and eelin was very angry as well!!!

As he was trying to TAKE ADVANTAGE and BULLY us, we have to called the police to sort things out!! Then his wife came down and started to make a fuss of it!! Saying this a minor thing, if everyone called police like this, then the police would be very busy and have to be paid double salary. She add that, "Do you all know the law or process of it??" yeah, I know she knew the law pretty well and try to bully us, and of course she knew the process cause with his husband lousy driving skills, i am sure they must have hitted a lot of peoples' cars!!! Moreover, it is u all who dont want to corperate and make things complicated!! If you dont even have a few hundreds bucks to pay when hitted people's car, please keep your car at home. AND re-take your VIC Road licence please, i wonder how he passed his car with this type of skill?? ( Hitting a car twice when the car was parking there in constant!!!) He continued that "there is nothing serious about your car, my car is more serious!" yeah, but u hitted our car, so its your fault and you should bear the responsible for it!!! A kindergarden child would know how to admit his mistake if he did something wrong....but with the old man like him...he should feel ashamed of himself!!!

Finanlly, the police came!! Thanks god, the problem is solved!! But yeah, I forgot to reply to him, "yeah, with all your lousy skills, i have to call up the insurance company and leave my car in the work shop for at least a week!!!" Now, who is more troublesome?? I just parked my car there without doing anything.... Then i have to use up my time to call the insurance company and make arrangement to repair my car, and i have to travel around without a car for at least a week. "Is he going to pay for all the tram tickets??"

Lastly, thanks Joseph and his gf, Betty for telling us about this incident or else we would have go home without noticing it, and I would have pay the bill myself!!! Of course, thanks to eelin for helping me to do the talking and go around!!! Moon and Steven, sorry, I think we scared you guys!!!

and guess what, the story is yet to finish!! After settle all the things, I dropped moon and steven home, so eelin and I went to meet my mum, aunty susan and aunty shoba in Gloria Jeans at QV!! As we were walking in the little burke street, we came across an 'ang mor' who was riding a bicycle, as first, we thought that it was so kind of him to stop and let us walk across the street!! When we were walking along Rusell Street, we noticed that he was behind us, without thinking anything negative, we thought he was just so happened to go the somewhere we are heading to.... BUT he actually turn into a 'wolf' and uses his 'evil' hand to touch eelin's butts!!! At first, i thought that he hitted eelin, but WHAT the HACK!! We should have stop him and scolded him so that everybody know he was an 'animal which stuck in man's body'!!! Terrible fellows..... moral of the day, "人不可冒相!!!"

A Date with Sticky Pudding

It was Moon who crave for the sticky date pudding, and instead of her going alone, we all accompanied her! Well, here's a summary of our crappy conversation/encountered:

1. Angel's school (girls' school) had campfire and apparently some irresponsible people had sex in the school. The stupid part was that they threw condom in the classroom. The teachers found out the next day and they were banned from having anymore campfires. Serve them right!

2. Moon's school had a jaga who looked like 伍佰 who ended up having an affair with the canteen lady(her husband is in the same canteen). They were caught having sex "vigorously"...omg, so embarrassing!!

3. One of our friend's housemate were trying to "stick" his friend, and after sticking a few times, his fingers got stuck and couldn't moved. Well, he ended up in the hospital and had his hand on cast, either it was broken or fractured I am not too sure...man, such things happened! Mind you, someone could even laughed till their jaw fell!

4. On our way walking down along Bourke Street, there was a guy playing guitar. As we walked pass him, he sang " she has a red bag on her right hand" and we started laughing all the way because Moon had a red bag on her right hand!!!

5. Tiong Eng broke the news to Angel that he decided to stay in Melbourne and apply for PR.

6. There was this waiter who had very bad body odor. We could smell him when he took our plates away...yucks!

Well, I don't remember a lot of things, you guys can help me continue!!!

Mooning in an orgy with pudding

alf says:
where?

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
TSICKY DATE PIUDDDINGGGGGGG

the Conjurer says:
blue train

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
now...very lazy...

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
STICKY STICKY DATE PUUUUUUDING

the Conjurer says:
theng 2 lazy

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
i juz curl my hair

the Conjurer says:
go la go la

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
date the sticy pudding

alf says:
is it now or later?

the Conjurer says:
hahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
go for a date mar
later

the Conjurer says:
ard 9 lo
must go earlier

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
lets go date for the sticy pudding

the Conjurer says:
else no moe
today is fri!!!

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
or u will have to stick on the pudding date

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
y suddenly leh?

alf says:
i wanna study 1st lah...i 've got activities lining up next week...

the Conjurer says:
hahahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
dunno that unsticky moon

the Conjurer says:
ok, we count u out te

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
need to eat something sticky to stick her buttock

the Conjurer says:
i am sticky moon ma

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
actually i should be studying

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
yalor...i need to study lah....

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
if all go, then go lar...

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
this afternoon din study at all ah

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
if all dun go then dun wan lar
tell me bout it

the Conjurer: moonie the sticky date pudding says:
me too!

-!- f EELIN gs: love sick or sick of love -!- says:
me was sitting in front of the computer
hoping that someone will come online

the Conjurer: moonie the sticky date pudding says:
hahahaha

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
if later a bit i dun mind lah

alf says:
yeah...if after 10.30pm i m fine with that

the Conjurer: my date tonight is sticky date pudding says:
later no more sticky date pudding

alf says:
or 11pm

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
like 10 or 10.30pm

the Conjurer: my date tonight is sticky date pudding says:
r'ber last time we went after peking duck?

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha...

-!- f EELIN gs : unreal! -!- says:
if no more..means it is not ours anymore

the Conjurer: my date tonight is sticky date pudding says:
then i rahter date my bed!

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
10 or 10.30pm i dun mind,,,,,, coz now wanna study

-!- f EELIN gs : unreal! -!- says:
date ur buttok to the chair lar

the Conjurer: my date tonight is sticky date pudding says:
STICKY DATE STICKY DATE
STICK UR HEAD

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
hahahaaha
LOL..stick ur buttok t

he Conjurer: EELIN ASKED ME TO DATE MY BUTTOCK TO THE CHAIR !! says:
HHAHAHAHA

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha......

alf says:
so not huar-nee

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
how? 10 or 10.30pm still wan?
huar nee??

the Conjurer says: SO LATE the Conjurer says:
sure no more pudding -

!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
aiyor
sooo ooorrkkk

alf says:
y dun we go after vontrap on siunday?
then it'll b early

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
yeah
gooood idea

alf says:
so early u can hv the pudding up ur ar$e

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
VERY THE SMART

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha.......

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
then theng theng can join us
eh..i dun wanna go tonite
coz tomorrow dim sum

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha....

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
sunday i got lunch
evening got von trapp

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
good m ah

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
we go on sunday

alf says:
okay

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
theng theng can join us after our show

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
ANGELENE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
we go makan dinner then go date ur sticky buttock

alf says:
that sounds gr8

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
THENG THENG

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
hahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
THENG THENGTHENGTHENG

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
ANGELENE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
i call who?

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
ANGELENE
ANGELENE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
never call u also..u perasan ka??

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
ANGELENE

alf says:
theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng theng theng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
hahahahahahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
hahaahaaaaaahhaha
LOLOLOLOLOL

alf says:
theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng thengtheng theng theng

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
stop it TE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
i am practically laughing here

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
ANGELENE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
U perasan lar

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
i wanna eat sticky date pudding till i shit the whole thing put

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
we never mean u also

alf says:
Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene Angelene

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
i ask theng theng to go

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
aiyuh...so say until so disguisting

alf says:
yeah lah

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
okla... -

!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
never ask angelene to go

alf says:
aiyoooooooooo

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
hahaha
I am laughing like so po alone

alf says:
sticky date pudding becoming $hi+

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
YUCKS

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
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-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
then i dun wanna eat liao

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
TE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TEvTE TE TE TE TE TE TETE TE TE TE TE TE TE

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
STOP FLOoOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDIIIIIIING

alf says:
what ha

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
before i flood u guys with sticky date in ur hses

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
MOONIE WANTS STICKY DATE TONIGHT

alf says:
feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings feelings

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
if like that i shall not hav the sticky date lor

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM NO PUDDING NO ORGASM

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
me dun wan sticky date tonite
hahahaha
me cannot orgasm with moon

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
yucks........

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
around
yucks

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
pls....

alf says:
WOT?????????

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
make me no mood to eat sticky date puddingnia

alf says:
plz!!!!!!!!!

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
I LAUGH till i canot close my jaw edi
hahahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
haha
me also

alf says:
angelene i m with u
they all siao one

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
and i dun think i have the craving for it liao

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
TE: yalah....the 2 ki siao liao

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
eh..i didnt say anything leh

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
hahahaha

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
WHY ME?? innocent
i was the one who say eat on sunday

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
eelin u start the buttock thing first

alf says:
they hv this 0rg@$m pudding themselves

the Conjurer: date the pudding or stick ur buttock to the chair says:
hhahahaha

alf says:
yucks

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
u did.....u keep on saying buttock thingie

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
alamak.....

alf says:
i cannot help u eelin

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 no one wanna help me
and no one sayang me liao

alf says:
cccc

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
no use for manja

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
Oklar like dat.....bye

-!- f EELIN gs :I need a date -!- says:
bye

alf says:
bi bi

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha.....so chun

the Conjurer: orgy pudding says:
no more orgasm
no pudding

alf says:
angel & moon - we change our nick to - sticky date with feelings
how is that

alf says:
moon ah
can u plz!!!!!!!

the Conjurer: orgy pudding says:
cannot

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
crazy

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
yuck...

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
all crazy
me dun nknow u all

the Conjurer: orgy pudding says:
wut yuck

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
moon's nick.

alf says:
ok loh u man4 man4 orgy lah

the Conjurer: orgy pudding says:
all of u will experience someday

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
i shall pretend dunno her..

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
i dun wanna eat liao

alf says:
yalah...

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
u experience it before izit

alf says:
sunday we don't eat with u liao

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
angelene..sunday we go eat dinner?
after the vontrapp

alf says:
coz we dun 0rgy with puddings

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha.....can can....

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
disgusting

alf says:
i m going with eelin & angel

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
LOL

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
EELIN: but i scare i'll see sth i dun wanna see..

alf says:
wot?

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
ah shit

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
which is moon orgy with the pudding

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
i know wat u mean
hahaha
she is not coming i thought

alf says:
thaz y we dun count her in lah

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
haha
muahaha

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
so bad

alf says:
muahahahahahahaha

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
i shall buy the pudding and hv it in the concert -

!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
can we change seats?

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
that way all of u see me orgy the pudding

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
u'll kena throw out of the concert man

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
hhahaha

alf says:
i dun wanna sit next to her eelin

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
Me toooo

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha.....then after she finish the pudding i wonder wat will she do..

alf says:
she's made sumthing so nice till so gross -

!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
abcdefg

alf says:
dun b so bo liao -

!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- says:
hijklmnop

-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- has left the conversation.
-!- f EELIN gs : Unreal -!- has been added to the conversation.

alf says:
no one's talking liao

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
tmr i feel scare...later moon go n orgy with dim sim

alf says:
angelene!!!!!
f she did then u dun hv to eat liao okay

-!- f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says:
YUCKS
I dun wanna go with u guys liao
YUCKS YUCKS YUCKS

alf says:
no me right
i didnt say anything gross

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
did u all watch the 'magic kitchen' b4?

-!- f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says: YUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

alf says:
no nice one alf says: very cha

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
regarding how they eat crab?
hahaha......

alf says:
oooo

-!- f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says: where's Moon?

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
i am here

alf says:
okay

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
hahahaha

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
i wont orgy the dim sum la

alf says:
plz

the Conjurer: moonie's heart is breaking, nobody wanna eat the orgy pudding says:
i will only orgy the pudding

f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says:
ET PLEASE UPDATE UR BLOG
tell everyone about Moonie

alf says:
oookay
i shall do it later!!
i will t

he Conjurer says:
hahaha
go ahead

alf says:
we must expose her (sexual) preferences

the Conjurer says:
i am sure i will get lotsa admirer

alf says:
i m sure u'll

the Conjurer says:
oh....i tried with cucumber b4 t

alf says:
r u serious?
not nice 1 lah...so cold

the Conjurer says:
hahahaha
put it in the microwave first

-!- f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says:
OMG
i dunno these ppl
really dunno them

the Conjurer says:
hahahahahaha -

!- f EELIN gs : Time to study, no more playing, no more day dreaming and no more waiting -!- says:
dunno why I am in here also

the Conjurer says:
wer adult edi ok
so conservative one

alf says:
Moon...u cannot say like that mah

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
how come my fren is like this???

alf says:
our frens r not comfortable with this topic so we shouldn't talk anymore

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
bad influence

alf says:
sorry to Eelin & Angelene

angeLENE - no mood to study after finish assignment says:
hahaha/////

the Conjurer says:
okok

the Conjurer says:
i go talk with my guy frens

(Note: We ended up eating sticky Date Pudding because of MOON!)

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